I woke up today and in my luck, I didn’t need any prescription drugs to start up this morning. No headaches or anything. I decided to keep my diet straight and when I was at the third portion of a watermelon I opened my Messenger.
I am trying to lose some blubber, but from 10 tonnes to planned 8 I moved half of a gram. Successful…

Right in a face, Dillinger jumped me with a question did I contacted some woman he was talking the other day… I was, like, what… No, I didn’t contact anybody. Apparently, he thought that I contacted her to shower a pile of the compliments about him and to make him look like the best person ever…
No, once again, I didn’t talk to anybody, I think we already talked about how I should keep my big mouth out of his business, he doesn’t need anybody to testify how nice he is…

Ok, that I solved, then another package arrived, also on my address. In fact, this was a group address.
Both Helga and Bob brought up the Crapverse upon themselves and now there is slight doubt that a person who is doing that to them is me.

Once again, not me. I am not solving anyone’s love problems. I am not sending any discriminating messages to anybody. I am basically in my Candy Crush the whole day, I am eating a stupid watermelon and thinking how a beach must be looking great this year…

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Aw, yes, I’m so dangerous…

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