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ANOTHER DAY IN NEWSVILLE - I THINK I'LL TAKE A NAP!!!!

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Real news? WE CAN'T HANDLE THE REAL NEWS!!!

05/16/2017 - Mars, I think Every day, I try to check each of the news outlet- the right, the left and the middle(the middle being the bus stop where I wait for the bus!!!) Apparently, this country's President should really just stop tweeting and meeting with Russian officials or I should stop turning on the news and let everything just blow up and quickly!! Of course, if the same thing happened while a Democrat was at the helm of the Titanic WH, the Republicans would be exploding in anger. "How could they!!!??? THE RUSSIANS!!?!??!?!" Of course a Democratic President screaming, "FAKE NEWS!" at every encounter would be kind of funny too but after awhile, it also would get on my nerves and I'm a Democrat. Well, according to the election board, in practice I'm an independent but back in the day, when I first registered to vote, back when I turned 18, I proudly stated I AM DEMOCRAT!!! Nowadays, I proudly state, "I voted for a bottle of gin for President in 2016!!!!" I don't think I could be President. I'm too much of an ignorant putz face but at least I know I am too stupid for politics. Or maybe it's too smart. I wouldn't survive as a senator let alone leader of the free world. At least I understand that once you say something online, it's there forever. You can try to say, "I DIDN'T SAY THAT!!" but bam, there's an archive of things you tweeted or live cam!!!! Also trying to say "I didn't mean that!" or "I'm the President, I can do anything!!!" is not too good either. Saying you are the lizard king is okay as long as you're high on drain cleaner and are at a Walmart toy aisle!!! People laugh then! And laugh very hard!  

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